I don’t know why I did this but I am glad I did
aw fuck na
the real world SUCKS, I just wanna see cool bands and get drunk every night
[Makes a very half-assed horse sound]
Whoah, what was dat, a dying skunk?
That was a horse sound! [Grumpy face]
[Wraps arms around his neck and hands there] Yeh? Like a emaciated horse? Ahll fuckin’ starving and shit? Brutal.
Yeah. A brutal horse that’ll neigh and throw their rider off their back. [Holds onto her legs to support her]
Wow, please, don’t. [Nestles chin on the crook of his neck] I dun want the world ta know I died by a fatty pretending to be a horse squishing me underfoot. I have better ways I wannoo die.
Wouldn’t you prefer to be killed by someone you boned cause then it’d be like a crime of passion and um, people like… those… stories. [Pats her leg]