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Facebones: Death is an everyday part of the workplace. So when you see a dead body, don’t freak out. Just ring your death bell!
(Source: nbdnsbdnabsdnm)


Iron Man - Black Sabbath
((Hey fun fact, in a line at the convention, some random chick today was grinding on me for a while for no fucking reason.))
I dunno, I lost my voice and my throat hurts and I’m tired and hungover and feel like total shit. Also I might puke.
((i do not give a fuck who you are or who your rp character is or if you even have an rp character. You can message/rp with me. In fact, i WANT you to. This goes for the Skwisgaal account too.))

Hey Boone, quit being a dildo and like the fucking destroyed party hat I stole from Jason’s gay cult.
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somebodyalreadytookplanetpiss:
Don’t eat all the ice cream asshole most of that is mine.Fuck off, Nathan, you can have your schtupid *girlfriend* buy you more!
She’s not my girlfriend, fuck off. What’s your problem asshole?